Thursday, December 2, 2010

Ramblings

Have you ever heard those fuckin shows where they talk like fools?  Everything is all descriptive and stuffy.  I mean, you really gotta be awake and have some ginseng or something to know what these fools are talking about.  They could be talking about how they ate a burrito and they laughed so hard that a bean flew out of their nose and into a glass.  These fools would be like “As I partook in my hand crafted flour compound filled with various grains along with milk in its elder state, I was abruptly amused by a riddle being told which then caused a beanus grainius to hurdle through my nostril with great turbulence as the projectile landed safely in a cylindrical container consisting of H20."  Fool you just ruined what would have been a hilarious story where we could have made fun of you, but now it just sounds like he did something really complicated, and if you weren’t paying attention you’d be like “wow, that’s amazing.  I wish I was smart enough to do something like that”. 


Imagine being a leprechaun…. Tryin to find a pair of shoes.  First of all you’d have to find a triangle shaped shoe with the end all curled up.  Then you gotta find a size .02.  & why do leprechauns always have a goatee?  Either they have one made of actual hair or their chins are just shaped like a triangle.  Even their ears are triangle.  Why do they even call them leprechauns, they should just call them triangles?  Their nose's all fucked up and shit, bent towards the ground.  Maybe their shoes and their noses are magnetic. Idk.  Just saying.   C.G. Lucas Original

22 comments:

  1. Leprechauns are actually so damn manly that their facial hair is permanent. It can't be shaved.


    theyalsohavehugedicks, don't ask who told me this

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  2. Dood, you have split my sides, yet again.

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  3. there's a car manufacturer that makes cars for little people, i did a post about them just yesterday lol, what a coincidence

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  4. Glad to be of service. lol ;)

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  5. That guy in that pic looks pretty mean.

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  6. leprechauns hide in cereal boxes.

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  7. im glad im not a leprechaun...or a woman

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  8. My old roommate was an English major. So yes, I do understand about over-complicating the simplest of stories.

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  9. Speaking of leprechauns. I fucking love midgets. I want a little midget friend that I can take out drinking, play beer pong with, and get him laid. It would be amazing. I'd buy him curly shoes for Christmas.

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  10. beanus grainius LMAO!! Am now following for sure lol.

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  11. Do they have triangle dicks?

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  12. <me u'd have to ask Colin, he seems to know about their dicks for some reason.

    <Candleinthedark that's freakin' funny. lmao

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  13. hahah i was dying at the leprechaun pointy shoe part! i like your style of humor

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  14. great background you have here!

    followin

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  15. hahaha. this was a great post. I look forward to more from you

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  16. mean mugger. hell yea id deff be this guy.

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